March 2012
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my rat is/…………………………….
ACITVE
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mtv: our programming has nothing to do with music. i hope u like watching pregnant teens crying and drunk ppl peeing in public!!
vh1: all rejected bravo shows go here. we also like nostalgia shows and countdowns.
nickelodeon: we lowered our humor to the lowest common demonanator and added a laugh track to remind you what's funny. are we disney yet?!?
abc family: shows with biblical values. our only good programming is during halloween or christmas or harry potter.
usa: legit good shows and programming
tnt: the law and order channel. the only movies we play are 300 and the mummy.
amc: the green mile and forrest gump channel.
lifetime: we are the white ppl problems channel
ae: shows about criminals and ppl trying to sell their junk to antique shops. everything has a dramatic soundtrack
E!: the kardashian khannel
Put a "∞" in my Ask Box and I'll shuffle my itunes...
spain-flirts-andtomatoes:
please!!!
gothchild420:
i think we have all learned a valuable lesson
as long as you’re attractive the people of tumblr will overlook your terrible actions and sympathize with you
tipsy-gnostalgic:
“who is this suave boy”
“that’s so sweet”
“i want to hold him and tell him everything is ok :(“
he’s a sociopath that shot to kill 5 of his classmates
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are u feeling sinful 2nite
davechokingonjohnshugedick:
swordvan:
jojoba-loofah-milktowel:
davechokingonjohnshugedick:
lonely nun looking 4 fun m/m relationship
interests include holy matrimony and snoop dogg
13/m/texas
raise your hands if you belieb
genna it’s back
all those notes omg
DANG
noooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM GOIGNT OTO PUNCH ALL UOF U THE JOKES OVER GO HOME LEAVE THIS PLACE
consultingclotpole:
I hope Rick Santorum never finds the airport.
Message me what YOU think are my top three...
me: okay i'm gonna close tumblr and do my homework
me:
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me: omg is that fanart of my otp
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we're in the same fandom.
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Ask me my "TOP 6" anything! →
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sylvester-calzone:
finally told my parents they’re gay
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Reblog if you love Roxy Lalonde.
rampant-noodle:
husklaughingalonewithkanaya:
We have a special kind of love. :B
gothchild420:
what if i was good at drawing
or cosplaying
or anything
or life
maritsa-met:
I hope Rick Santorum tries to simply walk into Mordor
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america, we don’t need more country singers.
seriously.
stop.
this is not country idol this is american idol STOP
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally sets Internet Explorer as his default browser.
adolfphin:
wtf why isnt life like animal crossing
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warthog-chan: URGENT: Google privacy policy change →
yaexrae:
fuckyeahfeminists:
Just got this in an email
In just a few hours, new policies will take effect at Google, endangering your privacy.
Tech publication Gizmodo reports, “things you could do in relative anonymity today [like your web searches], will be explicitly associated…
